Monday, July 2, 2012

Final Project: Parody Medley

Song 1. Bailey’s Café (Tom’s Diner by Suzanne Vega)

I am sitting

In the evening

At the café

On the corner



I am waiting

At the counter

For Bailey

To serve the hash



And he sets it

Steaming hot on

The counter

Here before me



But he seems to

Be distracted

By the woman

Coming in



“It is always

Nice to see you”

Says Bailey

Behind the counter



To the woman

Who has come in

She is shaking

And hung-over



And I look

The other way

As the drunk Sadie

Requests “Tea, please”



I’m pretending

Not to see her

And instead

I eat the hash



I open

Up the paper

There’s a story

Of a floozy



Who had cried

While she was divorced

She was no one

I had heard of



And I’m turning

To the horoscope

And looking

For the funnies



And I’m feeling

Someone watching me

And so

I raise my head



There’s a woman

On the outside

She is pretty

Does she see me?



No she does not

Really see me

Cause she sees

Her own reflection



And I’m trying

Not to notice

That she’s hitching

Up her skirt



And while she’s

Tracing her facial scar

Her hair

Has gotten wet



Oh this rain

It will continue

Through the evening

As I’m listening



To the bells

Of the cathedral

I am thinking

Of Miss Eve



And how she quotes the Bible

Even better than

Sister Carrie can



And I finish up my dinner

And I know I’ll never leave



Song 2. Woman Warrior (Iron Man by Black Sabbath)

Woman warrior



Is she Fa Mulan?

Taken by birds, she has gone

To a sacred place

Where an old hut is time and space



She has been deemed dead

By her parents full of dread

She is married still

To a man who follows her will



She was trained to kill

On a mountain full of thrill

Then she traveled down

From the mountain she had found



Everyone wants her

While she stares at the world

Planning her vengeance

That she will soon unfold



Now the time is here

For Fa Mulan to spread fear

Vengeance from the grave

Kills the people who didn’t behave



Everyone wants her

So they turn their heads

An army helps her

While she gets her revenge



Heavy armor of gold

Hides her baby in the mold

Try and run as fast as you can

Fa Mulan strikes again!



Song 3. The Sunset Limited (Breathe Me by Sia)

Help, I have done it again

I have been here many times before

Tried to kill myself today

And, the worst part is there’s only death to blame



Be my friend

Dear Black, keep me here

At your place

I hate death

I’m needy

Warm me up

With your hospitality



Ouch I have lost myself again

Near the Sunset Limited, on my way

To commute terminally

I’ve found education and I feel unsafe



Be my friend

Dear Black, keep me here

At your place

I fear death

I’m needy

Warm me up

With your hospitality



Be my friend

Dear Black, keep me here

At your place

I hate death

I’m needy

Warm me up

With your hospitality



Song 4. The Hunger Games (Survivor by Destiny’s Child)

Now that I survived the games

I’m so much better

Rise above authority, yes

I am stronger

Livin’ in my hard earned house, yes

I am richer

I hope you liked the berry incident

I laughed harder

You thought I wouldn’t learn from this game

But I’m wiser

Thought that I’d be helpless in the arena

But I’m smarter

You thought that I’d be stressed out there

Well, yes, I was

You thought I wouldn’t sell without you

Multiple sponsors



I’m a survivor

I’m not gon give up

I’m not gon stop WHAT?!

I’m gon work harder

I’m a survivor

I’m gonna make it

I will survive WHAT?!

Keep on survivin’



CHORUS



You thought I would die in the end

But I’m inhalin’

You thought I couldn’t see through your traps

I’ve got perfect vision

You thought I couldn’t last without help

That may be true

You thought I would die without medicine

That is a correct assumption

You know that I would have failed without Peeta

Now we are on top

You thought it would be over by now

But it won’t stop

Thought that I would self destruct

But I’m still here

Even in my years to come

I’m still gon be here



CHORUS X2



I will never wish you the best

Never pray you are blessed

I will bring you stress, take all your success and your happiness

I’m better than that

I’m not gon blast you on the radio

I’m better than that

You had better stay away from my family

I’m better than that

I’m not gon hate on you in my interview

I’m better than that

No I’m not gon compromise my family’s safety

You know that I am better than that

Because my papa raised me better than that!



CHORUS X2



After all of the darkness and killings

Soon comes my victory

If I surround myself with dangerous things

I’ll gain prosperity



CHORUS, WHAT?!



Song 5. The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven (Keep Your Head Up by Andy Grammer)

I’ve been waiting on the sunset

Powwow Tavern on my mindset

I can’t deny my thirst is high

Beer is higher than my income

Incomes bread crumbs

I’ve been using humor to survive



The glow that the sun gets

Right around sunset

Helps me realize

The road is just a thumb away

Reverse your truck and drive

You are gonna turn out fine

Oh, you turn out fine

Fine, oh, you turn out fine



But you gotta keep your head up, oh

And you can let your braids down, yah-hey

You gotta keep your head up, oh

And you can let your braids down, yah-hey



I know it’s hard, know it’s hard

To remember sometimes

But you gotta keep your head up, oh

And you can let your braids down, yah-hey



I’ve got my hands in my pockets

Kicking these rocks

It’s kinda hard to hitchhike down this road

I’m starting to buy Thunderbird Wine

Alcohol messes with judgment in my mind



I’m seeing all the angles, vision getting tangled

I start to become kind

Nicer than usual

Is it all worth it?

Am I gonna turn out fine?

Oh, I’ll go to A.A.

Fine, oh I will turn out fine



CHORUS



You’re only sober after beer

The neon signs will always light again

It’s a circle, circling

Around again, it goes around again

I said,



You’re only sober after beer

The neon signs will always light again

It’s a circle, circling

Around again, it goes around



CHORUS



Keep your head up, oh

And you can let your braids down, yah-hey

Keep your head up, oh

And you can let your braids down, yah-hey

Keep your head up, oh

And you can let your braids down

I said ohhh, ya-hey-wi-yo, ya-hey-wi-yo